jom buka cerita lama
http://low-fidelity.com/lo-fi/index.php?m=200310#76
this is not about Omega Trend. let say more general, MLM
MLM stands for Multi Level Marketting aka The Devil
i never knew that mcdonald’s franchising is a form of MLM until recently. but let’s see, one dude enrolled in MLM company, who uses his immediate contacts (family, friends bla la bla) to conduct his business versus a fucking huge fast food chain that everyone goes to
wait a minute, mcdonald sells fast food that make us fat and unhealthy. people love that!!! so, sapa kaya dulu?
omega trend boleh hantar kau pergi bulan sekali pun, ingat aku teruja ke?
i have two story to tell here. one of which i experience myself first hand. the other one, errr told by a friend, but he had the experience himself
ok, fuck MLM
this old friend contacted me about a slimming product. he said he lost major weight using it. so i was like, fucking orgasms!!!
i told him i wanted to know about it. i wanted to lost weight, but biasa laa malas nak workout. working out is The Devil. after a few ding dongs, he invited himself to my place. fuck kereta kat bengkel lak time tu
i asked my mom to fix something to eat, she did. since the dude is an old friend i don’t think he had anything up his sleves, habis kuat pun nak jual barang cosway kut. kimak MLM jugak cosway tu
so he came, the first thing that come out of my mind when i saw him was…
KIMAK!!! tak kurus pun. lancau kimak babi!!! macam lagi gemok dari aku ada laa!!!
babi, the first thing he said when he sat down was “would you like a mercedez for free?” (it’s all because of the car being in the bengkel and shit)
kimak, aku dah agak. it was all downhill from there. aku terus tarik muka and i think he got the signal straightaway. macam? laa kan dia cuba, membuatkan aku rasa nak menghalau je dia ni dari rumah. aku ni melayu, orang islam. adab kena jaga. last? dia cerita product tu pun tak berjaya nak pengaruh aku, mahal gila babi lak tu, lain laa kalau join evil organization dia tu kan? kimak, baik aku workout
to the next story. cut long story short, aku bukan tau sangat details
ceritanya ada orang ajak budak (a friend of mine) ni gi minum. tanpa disedari geng? jahat MLM pun ada sama. hahahaha kena tipu. padan muka. apa yg dibincangkan aku pun malas nak amik tau sebenarnya. but at the end of the meeting this friend of mine gi bayar minum semua tu. kononnya bayar dulu, nanti belakang tong? laa…
tapi orang lain sekali ngan geng? jahat MLM tak bayar pun balik kat dia. ghahahahahahaha!!! dah laa kena tipu, kena ripoff duit lak tu
babi, kata beli kereta BMW first hand (kau baca tuh judd), 40k income every month, tapi minum teh tarik pun tanak bayar sendiri. member aku yg kerja kuli jugak membayarnya. dah le kau nak ajak join MLM tuh. kimak sial orang camni
lamcau kimak babi. lain kali kalau cerita 40k income sebulan, aku nak bukti. aku nak bukti fizikal, tanak floating ke, mercedez ke, cek fotostat kaler pun tak kira. aku nak tengok duit dalam bank, yg keras
itu pun aku rasa dpt convince aku dalam markah 1/1000000 kut
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