ramai orang tak suka entry about boobies, mungkin subjek tersebut agak sensitive
i’ve been wondering over the weekend, after involving myself quite seriously in a wedding, not my wedding or zero’s wedding
i’ve been wondering what love really is
call me stupid but how do you fall in love? ermm… for instance, love at first sight. is there really such thing. i mean how can you fall in love just by judging a person only by her appearance, or better, sexual attraction, her cute face, or that jennifer love hewitt look (i really mean boobs by the way). no…
i usually tend to fall for someone who i know, my friends. many have said this is hard to work out. and they are right. i don’t want to eloborate any further because i think i’ve write this down somewhere before. i’m a loser and most chicks i know, know about this and they don’t want a loser boyfriend
guess i’ll just wait til i’m berjanggut for a girl to actually like me, of better fall for me. not for me to like them. so i should hate all girls and act all cool and mysterious so all these chicks would wondering when i walk by, “oohh who’s that mysterious cool guy, he looks so gagah”
gagah kepala hotak korang. pinggang pun dah kondem
i’ll be waiting then. mungkin sampai mati
on a lighter note, during my cousin’s reception at Merak Kayangan (ini sebelah lelaki nyer reception), my family got a special seat and i got the best spot, for chick hunting of course. there was this one girl, after the ceremony, her father kinda walked around our table (ntah apa dia nak buat pon tatau), pusing? and then walked to me and shake my hand
fuckin scary. either he thinks i’m ’son in law’ material, or he’s gay, or i’m perasan. maybe he’s gay because he had that pervert smile on him when we shook hands. God knows what we’ll be shaking if i said, “your daughter is a hot chick, i want to have sex with her”
maybe i should be less of a homophobic. yes…
i’ll be going back to the hospital ward tomorrow, for some procedure called epidural. maybe even spend a night there. tapi epidural tu bukan untuk orang nak beranak? yeah, i’m expecting twins tomorrow
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